SANDCASTLE-AVERSION EXTINGUISHMENT THERAPY [Orig. 06-02-09]
Can one go through one's whole life without encountering sandcastles?
It's time to face up to the problem.
Wherever you go; job interviews, important new clients, people standing between you and the food you eat, the beverages you drink, and the air you breathe -- they'll be there, asking that you admire and appreciate the sandcastle, and everyone who gets along in this world knows -- THIS YOU MUST DO!
Without fear or hate in your eyes, without trembling, without a twitch of distaste, hesitation, or reservation, you must, to get on in this world, EMBRACE THE SAND!
That is why I recommend to you:
SANDCASTLE-AVERSION EXTINGUISHMENT THERAPY
I'm not saying it's easy; I'm saying avoiding the issue only makes one's life smaller and smaller, as you avoid a neighbor's BBQ, or eventually fear peering into your car because a flash of buff color makes you suspect a sandcastle has self-assembled in the backseat, and finally, die of fear one morning, the sheet pulled over your head, convulsing in panic that a sandcastle looms at the foot of your bed.
In a safe environment, with the volumes of water at-hand to destroy sandcastles if they become too unwieldy, you will conquer your fears through direct confrontation with sandcastles, on a growing scale, such that you can battle, observe your feelings, and process them. Millions have benefitted from this two-week program, often covered by employer or state compensation packages!
SANDCASTLE-AVERSION EXTINGUISHMENT THERAPY
Storm the gates -- Slay the sandcastle -- Make your dreams come true.
It's time to face up to the problem.
Wherever you go; job interviews, important new clients, people standing between you and the food you eat, the beverages you drink, and the air you breathe -- they'll be there, asking that you admire and appreciate the sandcastle, and everyone who gets along in this world knows -- THIS YOU MUST DO!
Without fear or hate in your eyes, without trembling, without a twitch of distaste, hesitation, or reservation, you must, to get on in this world, EMBRACE THE SAND!
That is why I recommend to you:
SANDCASTLE-AVERSION EXTINGUISHMENT THERAPY
I'm not saying it's easy; I'm saying avoiding the issue only makes one's life smaller and smaller, as you avoid a neighbor's BBQ, or eventually fear peering into your car because a flash of buff color makes you suspect a sandcastle has self-assembled in the backseat, and finally, die of fear one morning, the sheet pulled over your head, convulsing in panic that a sandcastle looms at the foot of your bed.
In a safe environment, with the volumes of water at-hand to destroy sandcastles if they become too unwieldy, you will conquer your fears through direct confrontation with sandcastles, on a growing scale, such that you can battle, observe your feelings, and process them. Millions have benefitted from this two-week program, often covered by employer or state compensation packages!
SANDCASTLE-AVERSION EXTINGUISHMENT THERAPY
Storm the gates -- Slay the sandcastle -- Make your dreams come true.
posted by Constance X at 12:58 PM
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