Hornet Chrispies

One time? I had this popcorn popper?
The kind with the plexiglas top with a spout, and the spinning and heating thing, and the horseshoe-shaped butter tray?
And instead of putting popcorn in it I put a hornets nest in it?
And I plugged it in?
And the hornet's nest whirred around?
And the hornets started to pop? And a bowl full of hornet chrispies tumbled out of the spout?
And they were like all crispy and slightly sweet and a little venomous?
And I guess they were kind of a hallucinogenic ...
and certainly addictive ...
you can never eat just one.