Trying a New PCP ...

I got a new PCP recently.

All she does is read questions off of some "Provider-approved" checklist.

At first I let myself believe that I was benefiting from some sort of empirical thoroughness.

By the third visit,I took in the posters she had on the walls. All of it was about the evils of various bad habits and recommendations on the frequency of various tests.

I realized that she considered all my answers to be complaints:

"Are you an early riser? Yes, I wake up before six every day, and I start a 3-mile walk at seven."

She changed my answers to whatever she wanted. I realized she had a black and white concept of everything, while I had more of a multidimensional sliding scale view of everything which one might say occasionally veers into synethesia.

She started adding "lifestyle" scoldings for someone who has habits opposite of what I already told her: She actually told me I should set an alarm clock so I wake up every morning. For what, 4:30?

Pretty much an evil robot.