Remembering: Bigfoot Posse With Dick Cheney

Here Dick Cheney and Joy were poised to go on the hunt for Bigfoot! We put together a great group of hunters for that trip ... uhh ... uhh ... I wonder where those guys are today? Didn't find Bigfoot, but we had some good times!

Remembering: Double-dutching with Al Gore

Here Joy is double-dutching with Al Gore; Madeline Albright was one of the rope-swingers. We were singing "Iko-Iko." Unforgettable.

Mooshing th' TOC on Gravity's Crackers

Here is my ToC to date on Gravity's Crackers. As you can see, it's pretty broad-ranging, very "Renaissance Bearish" -- I had no idea before I laid it all out! Still some tightening up to do, but it's all fun!

(Oh, noes! Somehow it's all LIVE! Wow! One could ... ... and ... here in Blogger ... hold on ... okay ... I've killed all the fake links ...)

Contents.

Gravity’s Crackers 1

Does your country have the gravity? 1

Preface 5

Draft Manifesto of Truth Fighters 6

Rant of Bear 6

Transmissions from Chiron on the Night of Last Vermouth 7

The great simultaneity 8

Everyday miracles inhibit my living of life! 8

What is it like to play after the game is won? 9

slow-motion state of in extremis 9

Joy Bear, Naturalist 12

Every Time Bear of Eat Tiger 13

Throw-down: Jaws! 13

Churchill’s Parrot 13

Grunting the Giant Idaho Worm 14

Communique to Kinkistan: Giant Squids Taking California; Please to Send Assistance 15

The Banana Tree in the Room 15

baby sharks snuggle in wetsuit make chafe the hotspot 17

Commercial uses of wolf spiders; spider-swine DNA splicing possibilities. 17

Ms. Kinkyboots interviews me on genetic experimentation 18

Frankly, I don’t understand unicorns. 21

Dog Breed Theory of Intelligence Differentiation 22

On Sandcastles 22

Bad Day at the beach 23

Carbon Footprints in the Sand. 23

I consider economizing, but can't bear not throwing money away 23

“People do get bored with sex all the time, and look to TV for relief.” 23

Joy Bear, Inventor 24

The Fun Patent 24

VR Goggles 24

Machine of Perpetual Movings 27

Lab notes; interim report. 27

Hot air balloon; propulsion as jet thrust fire of derision 29

Bear Make of Space Shuttle 29

Redneck Shuttle 30

Boomerang of No Return 30

Wicker Bus Commission for Helena Handbasket & c. 31

Currently in Bear Shop: Black Pepper Fountain! 31

Joy Bear, Business Bear 32

Unique Venture Capital Invest Opportunity! 33

Bear Tell: Technological Advances and Mr. Bin Laden 33

Bear gives Miss Cupid Advice: Cocoa Bat Speculation. 34

Fast-track Dating Videos in the works 34

Joy Bear Cook Show! 35

Magic th Beaver Dustings 35

New Brainstorm Invention: Toy Retrieve 36

Reduction, or Elimination of Acrimony 37

In Search of the Rare Knickknack, “The Creaming of the Sugar” 38

Bear's Survey: Bear curious to know about YOU! 40

Bear invite you to UNBELIEVABLE RETURNS! 41

Joy Bear, Diplomat, Nation Builder, Statesbear 42

Does your country have the gravity? 43

My red white and blue hoodwinkling 43

Flexecution: Flexetarian, goofy-foot, quick-move the keretsu, short-order, just-in-time the process! 43

Grunion supply chain issue 44

Trading up the Nut Heirarchy 44

Of SAUCE and SOUP 44

Trade Negotiations Proposal the Kinkistan 45

Bear Envoy Kinkistan Nation Bails of America Outtings 45

Improvements of debating format for think-tank team: Hopscotch 47

What is Vice President Do? 47

Xbox-Boys Army 48

Bear not agree to integrate with humans, sorry. 48

USA Envoy Prepares Special Moon Day 49

Strategic Requirements 49

Bear Nation-building: Establish International Prizes 50

Yes, we have no blackout bananas 50

Is weep of commentary sadness of nation! 50

Bigfoot Posse 51

Search on to find Cupid Kinkyboots missing! 53

Joy Bear, Social Commentator, Innovator 54

FIRST FALSE RECURSION 55

From the Coalition Against Tuneless Whistling Files 55

... So many portents ... 56

RE: Friends are like potatoes 57

CAPTCHA Expertise 57

… perhapsing, of the also! 58

Cats cannot be vacuumed in this country, it is the Constitution! 58

Transmissions from the future reveal: future still the full of dumbass! 59

Happy to 50 Years Antarctica Treaty Hooray 59

Joy Bear, Celebrity Confidant 61

Bear and Cherrystone 62

My Relationship with Sasquatch 62

Bear Jealousing Bigfoot 63

One time I rent of cabin woods of Norway… 63

Miss Rachel 64

"hipster asses": Hmmm, of coming out of woodworkings! 64

Come around sometime, and fix my screens. 65

constant infest predators of invade, you bait place with Cheetos make predator borings of set hooks refill wall drillings 66

Aug 12 Madonna et I “Dear Diary” 66

Madonna et I of wood shop. 67

Joy and Al Gore Way of! 67

Sometimes Dame Judy Dench Come Over Bear Cave. 68

Chuck Norris’ Aqua Velva 69

Say of once, Fred Rogers tell me ... 69

Mother Chemical, Keating, and Cheney 69

----------------- Original Message ----------------- 69

WU WEI 69

Of Flying Gourds 70

... pop-culture-less refugee ... 71

How I Saved Myself from Certain Death when Pop-Rocks Tore Open my Stomach 71

On Lemon Pledge 72

Towing the Line 72

Contemptu Cat Manifesto! 73

Joy Bear, Foodie, Gourmand 75

Chipotle-existentialism 75

creamed tuna over toast is a SIN in my religion 75

Ginger snaps 75

Book of Picnic 76

Is make have picnic ... 76

Consumption contests FIRST and then spiritual bonding 77

National Waffle Association 77

Maybe Cook Ideas Before of Hatch: ‘Baby Eats’ Club 78

Hornet Chrispies 80

Off his crackers 80

Joy Bear, Action Advisor 84

Rush the gun arm from the side 84

Explanations. 85

On Questioning Existence 85

How many thought-particles make a thought 86

Q: i want to BE. 86