Steps for rebirth

(To Yahoo Answers)

Becoming "reborn" is much better than becoming "reinvented," because all your sins are washed away. First, you have to slather yourself with some kind of goo, like body butter (try The Body Shop) an then pack yourself tightly into some sort of "womb." You'll need some help, and as for cleaning up, your best bet is to do it at the beach on a warm day. Get your friends to pack you in. You will know when you're ready to come out. You will feel both at one with the world and singularly yourself. You will have forgotten the past and be ready to face the future, grasping, as the infant does, all you need to yourself. Your will to be born will be an urgency of feeling that isn't nervous, isn't muscular, isn't mental, it will be a feeling coming from all your being. BE REBORN! Now go into the ocean and clean yourself up. Be refreshed! Get your friends to help you. They ought to be paying all their attention to you. They'll be a little annoyed, especially because you don't remember them, but this is about YOU!