From 'Joy': Concerning the attraction of free dirt

Cupid tells me:

So I went and did a search for 'free dirt' on Craigslist LA and it returned 49 hits. Seems a lotta people are anxious to get rid of the stuff. 9 of the ads had pictures. Seems most of the people who are anxious to get rid of the stuff are too lazy to show what it is they wanna get rid of. That makes me kinda suspicious. I mean, why don't they wanna show their dirt? Is there somethin' wrong with it? Yeah, right - No wonder they're givin' it away for free.

Free dirt bein' what it is, it's still possible to get a really good deal on it. That's right, some free dirt deals are better than others. Like this guy in Long Beach...

FREE DIRT/BEER (LONG BEACH)Date: 2010-10-03, 4:42PM PDT
wILL HELP YOU LOAD. EVEN SUPPLY SOME BEER FOR YOUR TROUBLE!

So if you need some free dirt, this is the place to get it. But hurry, this is probably a limited time offer. [-- CK]

RE: FREE DIRT

Oh, it's all trouble unless you see the designation "CLEAN FILL"
If is doesn't say "CLEAN FILL," you can be sure it is full of
crumbling radioactive concrete chunks of Chernobyl and the
bones of Jimmy Hoffa. FREE DIRT can get you in a heap of
trouble. You go around taking FREE DIRT, especially when
there's beer attached to it, and if you don't get rolled, your truck
stolen, or set up for DUI and theft and vandalism of someone's
fancy landscaping, your own yard will end up a SUPERFUND
site. MARK MY WORDS! MARK 'EM! BE VERY WARY OF THE
FREE DIRT TRADE! -- Bear.