My Odd Cheney Vision ...

I imagined Cheney, safe at the kitchen table after the Vice Presidential Debate, safety scissors in hand, cutting out the heads of Osama and Saddam and pasting them, with white paste, over the heads of the king and the queen of the prom.

There! That matter is solved! There IS a connection!

But he DID NOT HAVE SEX, I mean, DID NOT MEET AND SHAKE HANDS WITH THAT MAN, JOHN EDWARDS!